wife and husband facts

• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• Married men live longer than single men.
• But married men are a lot more willing to die.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes.
• No sense two people remembering the same thing.
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.